My eyes hurt and my brain hurts. I have two owies. Fully aware that my own inspirational and compelling literature could distract my valued readers from the consumption and possible, though by no means certain, comprehension of This Is The Title Of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times In The Story Itself, I will cease most imperatively in favour of allowing you, the aforesaid reader, dear or otherwise, to focus your regard on the above mentioned piece. This is the last sentence of this post.