Did you ever want your own cool-sounding Metal Gear-style call-sign? As the introduction to this Fox Hound name generator says, "you don’t have to be Hideo Kojima to slam random nouns together like drunken virgins at an orgy." Had I found this a few days ago it would have given me a pretty comical LAN game name. But I didn’t, so I’m sticking with Zombie Jesus. Or Mother Shabubu. Or Aunty Christ. Maybe I should run a poll?