The Wonders of Being Single

J
Lousy Xtra Vision.
R
What’s up?
J
The card is sticking out from the plastic. They can’t even use a simple laminator.
R
I always wanted to use their laminator to laminate my list.
J
What list?
R
Five celebrities I’m allowed to sleep with. Though I guess I’m allowed sleep with any of them if I’m single. It’s one of the benefits of being single.
J
Not benefit in the sense of actually being of any use.
R
No, just a sort of moral thing, like a company car when you can’t drive.
J
R
I guess I just implied more than I meant to.
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