The real reason Soundwave wasn’t in Transformers:
The Pigeon Principle
You could, if you felt the urge to, divide all of the books I’ve ever read into those that at some point describe a behavioural experiment conducted on pigeons, and those that don’t. In terms of my enjoyment, the books in the former category almost universally rate higher than those in the latter category. Stumbling on Happiness bears this hypothesis out.
New Fiction at Hughes and Hughes
It appears that Hughes and Hughes in the Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre has a strange definition of the word new that I wasn’t previously aware of.

This “new fiction” section contains a selection of works including Oliver Twist, Gulliver’s Travels and Crime and Punishment. I can’t wait to see what exciting works are produced next by today’s wonderfully inventive authors.
Worryingly, it also seems that the person on the front of one of the other, unidentified books is playing the circle game.
The Film Event of the Century
“Why are you here soldier!?”
“Because I’m bored!”