I had hoped to have the second installment of the new Top 5 series posted before now, but the beginning of my masters sort of got in the way. What? You want me to shut up about the masters already? So be it. Here follows my top tenfive list of Homer Simpson talking to his brain.
Amazingly I had to narrow this list down from a shortlist of 17 instances of Homer’s odd mental dialogue. That’s not the full list either, that’s just the ones that I thought had a chance of making the final cut. As it turned out I think the list represents most of the major themes of brain-talk. Some just follow Homer’s thoughts, their humour derived from Homer’s unbelievable dumbness (wait, that’s not how you spell ‘dumbness’; wait, ‘dumbness’ isn’t even a word), but the others actually portray his brain as a separate entity capable of possessing knowledge and opinions alien to homer.
5. "Something was said. Not good."
- Carl
Hey, don’t yell at Homer. Just ’cause he’s a little slow.
- Brain
- Something was said. Not good. What was it? "Don’t yell at Homer!" No, that’s OK. What was it? "Slow"! They called you slow!
- Homer
How dare you call me that! I — huh?
- Lenny
Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you are slow.
- Brain
Something said. Not good.
- Lenny
Get the hell out of here!
I’ll let you in on a little secret. Homer’s spectacular stupidity is going to form a bit of a motif for this list. This one beat out other contenders because of its brilliant exageration. It’s funny that Homer takes any measurable time at all to discover what part of what he heard was offensive. It’s funnier that he appears to have missed out on at least several hours of his life because of the effort. And were it not for Lenny he would do it again.
4. "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
- Homer
Aww, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut!
- Brain
Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
- Homer
Explain how.
- Brain
Money can be exchanged for good and services.
Quite simply, not only is Homer seemingly unaware of the concept of money and exchange but his brain is apparently capable of possesing knowledge that Homer himself lacks. Whatever that means. Genius.
3. "Eat the pudding."
- Homer
All right, Brain, it’s all up to you. If you don’t think of what it is, we’ll lose Marge forever.
- Brain
Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding
- Homer
OK. But then we gotta get to work.
One of he rare ocassions that Homer is not being out-smarted by his brain, this one focuses on his considerable appetite. Even in the face of losing his wife of ten years Homer can’t bring his attention away from a simple pudding.
2. "I’m a big stupid lamo…"
- Homer
- Ok, don’t panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders.
- Brain
- I’m a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and…
- Homer
- The Springfield river!
This is funny initially because Homer is mad enough to think that his method of "thinking like Flanders" will actually help him locate his soon-to-be-baptised kids. It’s made hilarious by the fact that it then turns out to work. Are we to believe that Flander atually thinks like that?
1. "Well, time to go to work…"
- Homer
Well, time to go to work.
- Brain
Little do they know I’m ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
- Homer
Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that’s the plan.
- Brain
Heh, heh, heh. They don’t suspect a thing. Well, off to the plant.
- Homer
Then to the Duff Brewery.
- Brain
Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
- Homer
I’ve got to think of a lie fast!
- Marge
Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
- Homer
Ahh!
The funniest quote in the list is also the stupidest. We’ve seen Homer get taught new concepts by his brain, we’ve seen him take hours to parse a simple sentence, but in this scene Homer actually loses track of what he’s saying and what he’s thinking. It’s the epitome of of his inability to properly function as a human being. As such, we love it.
One of my favourite parts of this exchange is something that you might overlook on first viewing. When Marge confronts Homer about his plan, not only does he continue to be unaware of what he’s saying, he reacts by screaming an running away. That’s pretty much why Homer is my hero, right there.
So, since you’ll probably all disagree with me, what are your favourites and why?
This is brilliant!