As an atheist I’m a proud follower of the noble tradition of making up your own feast days for your convenience, just as those wacky religious people have done before us. I mean that’s one thing we can all appreciate from religion, right? Taking a day off for no reason. I’m all in with that.
So it’s with that in mind that I want to wish you, all the sad dregs devoted stalwarts of the remainder of this blog’s once promising readership, a happy Feast of Maximum Occupancy.