This plane has ash-trays.
(from Twitter, by txt)
Twitter: Spent much of…
Spent much of yesterday arguing that flying isn’t dangerous. Now wary of Fate’s sense of irony.
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Twitter: Flight delayed. Let…
Flight delayed. Let the Twitter drinking game begin.
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Twitter: Zips are on…
Zips are on the wrong side on American clothes. For a moment I thought I’d wandered into the women’s section.
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Twitter: It turns out…
It turns out that San Francisco’s Chinatown is set in the 1980s. Sour Nerds!
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Twitter: Don’t worry, it’s…
Don’t worry, it’s just a name. Death Valley is actually not a valley.
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Twitter: Having made my…
Having made my fortune in Las Vegas, we’re heading back to California via Death Valley.
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Twitter: My career as…
My career as a professional gambler has begun.
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Twitter: Playing in the…
Playing in the snow in Arizona, about to go see the Grand Canyon.
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Twitter: On the way…
On the way to the Hoover dam to visit Megatron.
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