Author: Rory

Wondering what use a Tesco Value Three Tier Food Steamer is in a cinema.

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Discovered a show called Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I’d watch Keeping Up with the Cardasians.

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There’s nothing in this world more disturbing than a half-and-half "smoking hot" and "reminds me of my cousin".

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I’m at a concert talking about pensions. Scratch that. *Twittering* about talking about pensions.

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In the interest of never having to make your mind up, the fish will be renamed daily.

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The fish are named Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff. Next up: deciding which one’s which.

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Offered without comment, except that there are worse ways for you to spend a few minutes than to watch this montage. Safe for work, despite the title and the unfortunate still-frame.

Plan for this evening: complain about all the cheese in the local super-market. "All of this milk is off!"

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Missed opportunity of the week: a Johnny Depp lookalike at a maritime festival *not* dressed as a pirate.

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Looks like the Irish navy is back in port. I hope it doesn’t burst.

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