Amazon search result: Club Orange Soft Drink Pack of 8 2 Litre Bottles Buy new: £34.99 (£2.19/l)I’ve finally found a way to make England habitable.

I’ve always been bewildered yet faintly impressed that the rest of the world can survive with Fanta as its primary, and often only, carbonated fruit drink. I don’t think I need to point out to people who have tasted it that Fanta is the juice of Nazis.