I may have found a TV participant solicitation even worse than the homeopathic wart cure show from a few weeks ago. This time they’re looking for bad drivers, so of course the only participants they could possibly look for are women. From the email:
We are looking for husbands & boyfriends who would like to help their partner become a better driver.
Does your wife need a dozen attempts to parallel park the family car? Have you bitten your tongue for years?
Has your girlfriend ever crashed the motor trying to reverse into a space? Instead of holding your head in your hands do you want to work with us to help her?
Have her poor parking skills become a long running family joke? If so – we’d love to hear from you.
Women can’t drive and all couples are hetero. This promises to the be the most entertaining new show of the 1970s.