Via a completely unrelated article posted on Fark, the best quote of the week comes from a local6.com story:
During a hearing last week, the judge looked at a picture of a battered rape victim, and asked why the suspect would rape her, saying "she doesn’t look like a day at the beach."
Yes I laughed. Yes, it’s awful. Yes, I’m going to hell. But I’ll wager you’re coming with me.