You’re not really a blogger until you’ve posted a recipe. And a cat picture. Since I don’t have a cat—and the other option is to sneak around my neighbours’ gardens with a digital camera, some clunky lighting equipment and a handful of dead mice—I’ll have to give that a miss. As for the recipe, I don’t think I’ve yet reached the peak of my culinary potential so I’ll give that a miss too, making this post entirely useless but for ("what’s a buttfor?", "for pooping, silly") the all-important link.