Steve Irwin

It’s only fitting that a guy who made his living pissing off crocodiles by ramming his thumb up their buttholes was killed by a pissed-off animal. Stabbed through the heart by an angry stingray has got to rank up there on the Best Death Ever list. He’s up in heaven right now sticking his thumb up Archangel Michael’s butthole. That ought to reeeeaaally piss him off.