Worst Movie Tie-In Toy Ever

Children are not idiots. Okay, most of them are idiots. Nevertheless, children still deserve our respect. Okay, they don’t deserve any respect. But even so, I would not wish the Fantastic 4 Human Torch™ ATV (with Light-Up Headlights!) toy on my worst child enemy–and, believe me, I have many. Why?

The article goes on to describe why, with much ranting.