Penta Gone

Okay, maybe not gone, but I loved that pun too much not to use it. Via Insert Joke Here, Penta Water has been ruled against by the Advertising Standards Authority. The finding states that

the scientific evidence submitted did not prove that Penta had health benefits over and above those of ordinary water, or had been restructured to form stable smaller clusters

The thing about science—its advantage over religion—is that you can’t just make it up.