Why bother coming up with your own humour when there are six billion other suckers to do it for you? At the end of a long day talking to a bunch of nerds who tried to convince me that Captain Kirk was better than Captain Picard (which may not have actually happened, but that’s the beauty of the ‘net; everything in it might be true), I stumbled on something funny that someone else wrote. And it immediately occured to me that it would save me lots of mental effort to present it to you in place of my own creation. So go read the Top 10 Things [someone else] Hate[s] About Star Trek, and consider getting a job as the guy who has to squeegie the holodeck clean.